: Harry Dunne : : Lloyd Christmas I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this. : Lloyd Christmas Harry Dunne : There's only one thing that could make this moment any better. Penny is given a package to be given to one of the convention heads, but ends up forgetting the package and her phone. Lloyd Christmas : Lloyd Christmas Lloyd Christmas Harry Dunne I got worms! Adele (who is beaten up by Fraida) and Lippincott are arrested. Pretty bird, yeah pretty bird... Polly want a cracker? The alarm alone cost me two hundred. Twenty years after the events of the first film, Lloyd Christmas has all this time been committed at Baldy View Sanitarium, a mental institution, ever since his doomed romance with Mary Swanson. Open it up. [while telling Harry what to tell Mary about himself]  Yep. Mary Swanson : : Harry Dunne Why would she have you meet her in a bar at ten in the morning? Harry Dunne What happened? I'll be right back. Release Dates Lloyd Christmas Listen to me! Harry, I took care of it... [cuts to shot of Billy's hands stroking the stiff bird with it's head wrapped in scotch tape]. : He was pretty old. [a large bus full of gorgeous women in bikinis pull up beside them and three step out]. Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd is fun and entertaining, but it plays things kind of safe and sticks to a standard high school comedy formula. Bus Stop Beauty Lloyd arrives at Mary's house and informs her that he has her briefcase. Lloyd Christmas Adele suggests that Harry and Lloyd deliver the package to Penny. Lloyd Christmas : Mary Swanson : : Harry's dad gives him his mail that has been piling up since he moved out. Could you tell me how to get to the medical school? Airport Clerk Harry Dunne There you go. Bird. : : : The speed of the engine increases]. Lloyd Christmas Harry Dunne So what happened, so the guy tricks some sucker into picking up his tab and gets away with it scott free? Get outta here. Lloyd Christmas Lloyd Christmas Lloyd Christmas How'd you guess? https://dumbanddumber.fandom.com/wiki/Lloyd_Christmas?oldid=9520, "I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy. Harry Dunne Joe Mentalino [Mary comes into the room, making it clear to viewers that Lloyd's previous words were just a rehearsal]  Lloyd Christmas I beg your pardon? You fellas were going a little fast back there, wouldn't you say? : So where are you headin'? Bernard realizes Penny left the package, which he says is an invention worth billions. After a short scuffle over some gloves that night, the briefcase breaks open and they discover the money; they spend it for a hotel suite, clothes and a Lamborghini Diablo. I'll give you three to one odds. You keep your mouth shut if you know it's good for ya, buddy! LLOYD! She must have meant ten o' clock at night! That's as good as money, sir. ", "I'll tell ya where. Open it up! Lloyd Christmas Harry Dunne Harry Dunne Mary Christmas. : : Do you realize what you've done? : Harry Dunne She actually talked to me. : ", "Harry, holy cow. Starts with an S! : : Lloyd Christmas Listen, Mr. Samsonite, about the briefcase, my friend Harry and I have every intention of fully reimbursing you. : Harry Dunne I'll look it up. : That's nothing, sir. Nicholas Andre Oh yeah. Flying somewhere? You heard him. Lloyd Christmas Lloyd Christmas Lloyd Christmas No, you can't do that... you can't triple stamp a double stamp, you can't triple stamp a double stamp! Mary Swanson Uh, Lloyd, could you keep your eyes on the road please? It just doesn't seem like you packed match. [Harry is driving fast and a cop is behind him and Lloyd]  That's two things, Lloyd. Share to Reddit. [Reaching over Joe Mantelino]  : All I saw was one bag and a briefcase. : : Beautiful! Lloyd Christmas After learning that Harry stole his girl, Lloyd devises a smelly little plan to exact revenge on his old buddy. Fraida tells Harry and Lloyd that Penny’s biological father is a dead high school friend named Pete "Pee-Stain" Stainer. Harry Dunne Bikini Girl : Harry Dunne Harry Dunne Uh, what is the Soup Du Jour? Pills! : Might wanna hang onto that one. Harry Dunne [Opening the door on Nicholas Andre, who he thinks is a hotel employee]  Fellas... you think we could listen to the radio or something? What is this? You go first. Lloyd Christmas You're it. : : : So you're telling me there's a chance. You go first. : But he blamed me. Well, can you do me a favor and watch my stuff here while I go break a dollar? "What do you mean?" : Harry Dunne : Where's the booze? What is this? Upon waking up and realizing Lloyd's mishap, Harry gives up on the journey and decides to walk home, but Lloyd later persuades him to continue after trading the van for a minibike. Lloyd Christmas : We're just bring it back to her. [Motioning to Mary]  Lloyd Christmas A tad? Harry Dunne Lloyd Christmas As the duo leave El Paso, they spot two women walking in their direction and shove them into a bush as a joke. I can't believe it. Vinyl's! Harry Dunne : Lloyd Christmas To become Lloyd in Dumb and Dumber, Carrey uncapped his chipped front tooth, and did the same for the movie’s sequel. Yes, can you say pretty bird? : Lloyd and Harry annoying Joe and singing Mockingbird, Lloyd telling Mary that he likes her a lot, Lloyd and Harry when they realize that Penny is Pee-Stain's daughter, Lloyd and Harry taking a shower near a power plant. : : Share to Pinterest. Tic-Tac, sir? Lloyd, jealous that he can never be with Mary because she is married, fantasizes about shooting Bobby dead. No? Ha ha ha! : Lloyd Christmas There is nothing, nada, zip! : : : Harry is rushed to the hospital where he reveals that he was pranking Lloyd about needing a kidney and both laugh. I'll tell you where. Look, see this? : That John Denver's full of shit, man. Ready, Harry? Harry Dunne Harry Dunne Some people just aren't cut out for life on the road. Harry Dunne : Swenson? We're driving across the country, the last thing we need is bad luck. He's resisting me! However, for all his bluster, Lloyd is a deeply compassionate and generous person who is extremely loyal to his friends, namely his best one, Harry Dunne. Lloyd Christmas : New Jersey? Harry Dunne Licker of dirty chicken butts. Harry Dunne All right! You're as deaf as a bat", "Legs are a little rubbery after all that time sitting here. That's a lovely accent you have. : Harry Dunne : It's right here. : Her Aspen-bound plane has already departed, leading to Lloyd running through and falling out of the jetway. : Yeah, I was able to raise 25 extra bucks before we left. The blood in my veins! Did you pay the gas bill? Directed by Troy Miller . After a woman leaves a briefcase at the airport terminal, a dumb limo driver and his dumber friend set out on a hilarious cross-country road trip to Aspen to return it. Right on my ass after you kiss it! Go ahead and add it up, every cent's accounted for. Harry and Lloyd run off and high-five each other. : : I mean, you know, who knows? You're it, quitsies! Lloyd Christmas Harry Dunne : Well then. I knew it started with an S, though. I'm the rightful owner of the briefcase you've been carrying around! Do what he says. EEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH! During a recent visit, Harry Dunne discovers that Lloyd pranked him into thinking he was traumatized the entire time. Nah, you guys go ahead. In the second, he is shown with a large, light brown beard. My friend Harry and I are saving up to open our own pet store. View All Photos (7) Dumb and Dumber Quotes. Tractor beam. Lloyd Christmas Harry Dunne Lloyd Christmas My hands are starting to get sweaty. LA LA LA LA LA LA! I have a rapist's wit. We got no food, we got no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF! The Farrelly brothers’ Dumb and Dumber is one of the funniest comedies from the ‘90s.Its rapid-fire gag rate is comparable to Airplane!, while Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels made an on-screen pairing for ages in the lead roles of Lloyd and Harry.. RELATED: Kick His Ass, Sea Bass! Lloyd Christmas : No problem, Lloyd. At this moment, Lloyd returns, having been to Mexico to have one of his own kidneys removed for Harry. Harry Dunne You go first! Fired from his job, Lloyd returns to his apartment and learns that Harry has also been fired from his dog-grooming job after delivering dogs late to a show and accidentally getting them dirty. I'll do it if you will, Lloyd. You fellas been doing a bit of boozin', have ya? : You spilled the salt, that's what's the matter! What do you mean? I saw your luggage. : : Lloyd Christmas Just calm down. Okay, how do you guys know each other? Okay. Do you have change for a dollar? Share to Facebook. : Pull over! But I'm-a gonna go with my instincts on this one. Five to one. Harry Dunne I'll bet you twenty bucks I can get you gambling before the end of the day! : Cannot, stamp it! : : [after Harry saves his life]  The town is back *that* way. Lloyd Christmas : Lloyd Christmas Lloyd Christmas : 4 Amyleigh Weaver made the mistake of letting her boyfriend trim her fringe Credit: Caters News Agency : One of 'em's got a gun. Harry Dunne [Stares at Lloyd in disbelief. Don't you see what Petey was trying to say to you? Don't you go dying on me. Right before he takes a drink of one of the bottles, the curl is gone. Harry is revealed to be alive thanks to a bulletproof vest that was strapped on him earlier. : The first film was released on December 16, 1994. [obliviously]  That's nice. That helped us. Lloyd Christmas No and I don't - CARE! I can't stop once I stop going Harry! : WE'VE LANDED ON THE MOON! Mental and Shay catch up to the duo at a motel that night. You'll have to excuse my friend. : Lloyd Christmas You'd probably like it too, you big homo. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. No. Dumb and Dumber is a 1994 American comedy film directed by Peter Farrelly, who co-wrote the screenplay with Bobby Farrelly and Bennett Yellin. It’s a movie that follows Harry and Lloyd, best friends that aren’t the sharpest tools in the shed. : Harry Dunne Just give it to me straight! : Lloyd Christmas We don't want to make any promises, but just slipping on this beauty instantly ups your chances to at least two in a million. Lloyd Christmas No, it was a girl. : Weirdo. Good thinking. : Change? Radio? Chew it up and spit it out! No way! The success of Dumb and Dumber launched the career of the Farrelly brothers and solidified Carrey's. I'd show you what a real man can do. ENOUGH! Pull over! Whatever! Right here! That's the worst! Theres A Chance. : Lloyd Christmas Lloyd Christmas : Harry Dunne Just under 25 years ago, Dumb and Dumber hit the big screen and changed the comedy world forever. : We're gonna specialize in selling worm farms. Thank you for visiting this article, you can also share it with others, it’s easy, and I herd that, ‘sharing is caring’ so. Lloyd Christmas Vacation? Let me ask you something. Lloyd Christmas Me, a back-stabber? The next day, Lloyd finds out Harry lied to him after waiting all day for Mary at the hotel bar. Lloyd Christmas It says she is pregnant and needs Harry to call. Shut up. Well, it's not gonna do us any good sitting here whining about it. Lloyd Christmas Though that does not conceal his beauty. Excuse me, little old lady. [after getting off the moped with Harry frozen to his back]  So we backtracked a tad. Sort. Life is a fragile thing, Har. Excuse me. Oh, Big Gulps, huh? Lloyd Christmas Yeah, well, I lost my job too. Harry Dunne Harry Dunne : Not bad. Sir, no! Lloyd Christmas Drink 'em down. You drove almost a sixth of the way across the country in the wrong direction! : What kinda stuff? He's dead. Not if you count the gurgling sound. : : If you had a nice set of knockers. We gotta get out of this town! : Come on! : Some lady left it at that airport. : Harry Dunne What's the matter, Har? Harry Dunne Stop being a baby. Lloyd Christmas Cannot, triple stamp, no erasies, Touch blue make it true. Lloyd! : : You mean, not good like one out of a hundred? Harry Dunne Mary and I went skiing, we made a snowman, she touched my leg... Lloyd Christmas : She told me ten o' clock, sharp! Directed by Peter Farrelly, Bobby Farrelly. SHUT UP! Maybe you should wear these extra gloves. : Put us down for four. : : You said it, pal. : Lloyd Christmas : I mean where did you come up with a scam like that? Lloyd Christmas I'm crazy about you. Oh, I don't know, Lloyd. The result of the handy job left 21-year-old Amyleigh looking like Llloyd from Dumb and Dumber. 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